jawnsolo:

leaving your room when people are over

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t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant



deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 



Believe what you want by (B R A N D)



sweatandhappiness:

thejuddmcnealshow:

mulletsmakememoist:

never not reblog this ever

Wow, and this was a FOX news guy.

love this guy.



lamelohan:

people who listen to one song from an artist and call themselves a “diehard fan”image



zombieirish:

retailavenger85:

tekillashooter:

blasianxbri:

dude-its-faris-ridhwan:

what the fuck

LMFAOOOO.

Always reblog lol

Have you guys never seen the original Starbucks logo? It’s still up at the first store in the Pike Place (which isn’t actually the first store, but shhhh)

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YEP, THERE YOU HAVE IT



rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 



moosecannoncop:

trying to sing both parts in a disney song like

A WHOLE NEW WORLdon’t you dare close your eyes

A HUNDRED THOUShold your breath it gets better

I’M LIKE A SHOOTING STAR, I’VE COME SO FAR, I CAN’T GO BACK TO WHEREa whole new wooorrlllEVERY TURN A SURPRIwith new horizonEVERY MOMENT GETS BETTER



teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

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