So much for “Scotland the Brave”

kinglerofficial:

More like “Scotland the easily manipulated by posh rich people”



pau1y:

what if 911 called you



sexualremarks:

mister-boss:

I don’t like having breasts, but THEY’RE SO SOFT

I FUCKING LOVE TITTIES


jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers



reconsiderates:

Following everyone back whos looking for a tumblr boyfriend



zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa



drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst



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