“Time doesn’t move faster if you’re a Jonas brother.”

— (via overheard-at-school)



millionharry:

When teachers assign homework on the first day of school



bangays:

what if instead of saying nip slip we said nipple slipple



zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane



before you send someone an ugly message perhaps exfoliate your skin, set some life goals and contemplate why you’ve reached this point



peetaslongbun:

Oh hey look, a 12 year-old just grasped the main concepts of The Hunger Games more accurately than most media networks.



gangsterpng:

when the teacher collects the homework and you’ve actually done it

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eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

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